For those non-creeps, who don’t only want nudes, and would genuinely like to talk to new people.

1. Make sure you have a profile picture. And that it’s actually of you. Not some scenery, or a dick, or a random hot guy. Girls can tell. 

2. Have your real name as a username. Not a sex related sick thing. Or stupid symbols. Or something trying to be funny.

3. Don’t start the conversation with a cheesy compliment that you’re clearly copy and pasting to 100 different girls. Get to know them, and then you can actually post a genuine compliment.

4. Use lots of smiley faces. Instead of ‘hi’ say ‘hey! :D’ Be enthusiastic.

5. Ask questions!!! Get to know them. Even when they reply with something boring, think up something clever to say back to keep the conversation going.

6. Don’t ask for pictures. We HATE this. Well sluts don’t, but normal girls do. 

7. Don’t reply with things like ”lol’ or anything that’s really hard to answer to.

8. Don’t call us babe, you don’t know us.

9. Having an actual and genuine tumblr page is good too. Not just a sex filled pornographic blog.

10. And finally, this is the WORST, don’t say you wish you were here with us to ‘snuggle’ or that you wish you could come into our beds and ‘cuddle’ with us. it’s not cute. it’s fucking weird.

ok done now. message me for my kik if you can handle these ha. bye.